I tried! Lord knows I did! But I just couldn't catch COVID!
I love this ironic take on our movement and our stubborn, intractable health.
Actually, I wouldn’t know whether I did or didn’t have what the talking heads refer to as COVID because I’ve never been tested. I’ve never worn a mask. And I’ve never social distanced. But considering the thing is supposed to be so damned deadly and infectious, almost none of my unjabbed friends feel they have ever had it. Lucky?
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