Banned Shirt Competition - Let's have some fun with this

I have had a few people writing in with suggested sayings for T-Shirts that would be banned on Etsy. Some of them are excellent.

So here are the very simple rules:

1- Suggest a T-Shirt design/saying - it can be just text or text with an image.

That’s the only rule! 😂

If I use your Text as is or as the basis for a T-Shirt design, I will send you that shirt in whatever size and colour you would like (only if that colour is available. Last time I looked - purple with pink polka-dots was NOT an option)

If I use your text and image as is (please send them through as a .jpg or a .png at 300dpi), I will send you 2 t-shirts in the size and colour you would like and also give you a 2-year free paid membership to the informed choice substack.

Send all entries to avnivm@gmail.com and don’t forget that all entries must be received by midnight on August 31st, 2024.

Judge’s decisions (eg my decisions) are final. 👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️

Here is the other shirt that Etsy would not allow me to list along with its mockups. And here is the link to that shirt.